Ranch dressing finally available in a keg

Ranch dressing finally available in a keg

Ranch dressing fans who can't get enough of their favorite condiment are being offered a new way to keep from running out - a mini keg.

If you'd rather drown yourself in the happiness of a keg of salad dressing than drown your sorrows with a keg of beer, we've found the flawless thing for you.

It has a special inside coating that meets FDA specifications to keep all your ranch tasting fresh!

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Looking for flawless Christmas gift for someone who loves ranch dressing? It also includes a year's supply of ranch. And Hidden Valley notes that the kegs are "stackable", in the event that you'd need more than one...

The company is now accepting pre-orders, and they say it will ship on December 11.

Not quite the size of a college party keg, this baby measures 9.7 inches tall, 6.3 inches wide and can store up to 5 liters of ranch dressing.

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